Princess and Me at the Fair…



Princess: I want cotton candy! [To guy selling it:] I just want a kid portion, please.
Vendor: That’s only available up to age 8. How old are you, then?
Princess [slightly confused at the question]: 29.
Vendor: What’s that? Can’t hear you?
Daddy: She’s seven!
Vendor: Ahhh, that’s what I thought! *creates a kid portion and adds a face out of roasted almonds to it, handing it to princess with a flourish*
Princess: [smiles and blushes]


(Source: poetofsmut)

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